If both are gay and male looking on.

If both are straight and female looking on.

If both are straight and male is hoola hooping with female watching looking on.

If both are straight and female is hoola hooping with male looking on gawking.

Is this not obvious, We are all uncontrollable messes of hormones and the self-control of a 15 year old boy apparently.

If I was at work and women where hoola hooping I'd just go get on with my work (but then I hate goofing off at work, work is work).