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		skuhn 11 months ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: HP Acquires Humane's AI Software I would immediately shut down and return $114 million to the investors. I'm keeping that extra $1 million as a tip for prompt service.

signatoremo 11 months ago | [–]

Is that your pitch? Do you think anyone would give you the money?

saagarjha 11 months ago | | [–]

No the pitch is guaranteed returns

MBCook 11 months ago | [–]

A variation on the Michael Dell plan. Smart.

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