It wants my email... but let me guess blindly: it's a sophisticated calculator, that takes my monthly/hourly salary and the time I spend on the toilet, and then it outputs the product of the two numbers (possibly with the use of AI, this is 2024 after all). Did I win?

You nailed it. Theres a use without providing your email to this tracking service button. I cant believe this was not built with localstorage as the primary tracking mechamism. Extremely offputting to vive tour email to a toy like this.

You got the inputs and outputs correct. What you failed to recognize is the natural act of pooping can. be optimized. Should employees wear dipers and poop on the job? This would increase employer profitability. You think I jest? Just look at news articles where employees either by choice or by instructions are doing so. Poultry workers, factory workers, the list goes on. Not right.