Yes, I was being hyperbolic, that should be obvious. No I am not going to 'look at a teardown' - my whole point was I tore it down to parts, rebuilt it, and fixed design flaws. I was extremely unimpressed by the build quality and major design flaws for something so expensive. It failed in the night with my newborn nephew on it.

I also said I would have paid a lot more than they're selling for, if it existed when I had a kid.

I love tech, but I'm anti shitty-quality-tech that isn't safe, and doesn't last, especially when a baby is supposed to sleep on it and it costs $1695.