Great news, python is compiled, you got your wish.

Unless you use pyc it's only as compiled if you count php as compiled. Just in time bytecode compilation does not a compiled language make.

Maybe you should have been more precise when you made your wish to the monkey paw. Because python is certainly a valid answer to the comment you wrote.

Also I think you’re completely wrong but that’s neither here nor there.

What's the current CS101 standard? I know when I was in college in the late 1990s, it went from Pascal to C++ to Java.

In college, sure - they actually started us on C/C++ and then had us work in ASM for discrete math...

But in middle and high school now I believe they teach...whatever the teacher wants. So a lot of js, python, vb...