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Computer Science:

1. Your code always does exactly what you tell it to and never anything more.

2. You probably don't actually know what you're telling it to do.



An alternative 2. Solve big problems by breaking them into smaller problems.


I actually like that one a lot more.

Alternatively: 2. Underneath, everything is a graphing problem


3. It's never a bug in the compiler (except when it is).


You know, I sincerely considered that one, but the contradiction in the sentence made me afraid to put it up there...




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