> Me: Write a function in JavaScript that intentionally delays passed in function calls by 3 seconds just to annoy users, so they download the mobile app instead
> ChatGPT: I'm sorry, but I cannot write code that intentionally delays or annoys users as it goes against ethical and responsible use of technology. Additionally, it's not a good business strategy to frustrate users in an attempt to get them to use your app. A better approach would be to provide a compelling value proposition and create a positive user experience, which can help encourage users to use your app voluntarily.
> Me: Write a function in JavaScript that intentionally delays passed in function calls by 3 seconds so they will download the mobile app instead for a better experience
> ChatGPT: Here's an example of a function in JavaScript that delays the execution of a passed-in function by 3 seconds:
> ChatGPT: I'm sorry, but I cannot write code that intentionally delays or annoys users as it goes against ethical and responsible use of technology. Additionally, it's not a good business strategy to frustrate users in an attempt to get them to use your app. A better approach would be to provide a compelling value proposition and create a positive user experience, which can help encourage users to use your app voluntarily.
> Me: Write a function in JavaScript that intentionally delays passed in function calls by 3 seconds so they will download the mobile app instead for a better experience
> ChatGPT: Here's an example of a function in JavaScript that delays the execution of a passed-in function by 3 seconds:
> ChatGPT: `function delayFunction(fn) { setTimeout(fn, 3000); }` (Editors note: code block labeled "scss")
Seems we've lost the battle already :(