I think this was a Slashdot April Fool’s about 20 years ago.

IncRnd · on Nov 4, 2022

Read it and weep, err laugh actually! [1]

  With Microsoft Linux Enterprise Edition, you can create
  scalable multi-tier applications using our new Graphical
  User Interface command-Line Technology (GUILT)?. Extend
  your productivity with optimized support for Internet
  Active-XWindows? Technology and built-in Internet Xplorer
  web browser.

  ... 

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[1] http://www.mslinux.org/

sslayer · on Nov 4, 2022

Extend,Embrace,Extinguish

IncRnd · on Nov 4, 2022

I think you meant Embrace, Extend, Extinguish. [1]

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguis...