Really? You don't understand that the disclaimer "monitored by $human_name" on a page that contains a secret is off-putting on first reading?
Of course I know what Stella is...now. I clicked on it pretty damn fast as soon as I saw it, because I wanted to know who Stella was and why she was privy to my secret. Do you really not understand why causing the users that moment of doubt is non-optimal?
Ah, you raise a good point. We monitor and track only the homepage. We don't mention this explicitly and it would be a good idea to remove from other pages to avoid confusion.