There's no 'object' involved here. First you said this requires subclassing, which it doesn't. Now you're handwaving about a feature that's specifically there to allow for things like plain global functions - a static method has no instance, there's no dynamic dispatch and it can't be overridden. People often point out the facility's utter un-OO-ness. The OO equivalent would be a class method which Java doesn't support at all.