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Most people don't have a problem with getters and setters, they have a problem with writing pure boilerplate by hand. Languages like Python and Lisp save you from the boilerplate and don't provide a nicer syntax for the implementation-exposing way, so people don't generally complain about getters and setters in those languages, only in Java and C++ and things.

I specifically object to the useless abstraction, not the boilerplate (boilerplate is cheap).

I don't view it as a useless abstraction, because I view it as the natural way of things. I view specifying that your get/set implementation is and always will be implemented as slot access to be uselessly sharing implementation details that does nothing but freeze your current implementation strategy.

I think a better question is when that abstraction gets in your way. When does it bother you that nullary functions aren't reading memory locations? Why do you feel that's an essential thing to specify in your public interface, as a default? There's nothing stopping you from writing code in Python and mentally modelling o.x as slot access, because it follows the interface you want from it.

If you only care because it's something extra you have to do, then that's what I meant by boilerplate. I think it's a misfeature of Java's that it presents a model where that's something extra you have to do.

I understand your point, but I think you misunderstand what "abstraction" means. "abstraction" doesn't mean "function" (although functions are frequently used to build abstractions), and if you have "dynamic properties" (or whatever you'd like to call them) a la Python, then you're still abstracting. My point is that abstracting over property access (regardless of property-vs-function syntax) is not useful, or rather, I'm skeptical that it's useful.

> I think a better question is when that abstraction gets in your way. When does it bother you that nullary functions aren't reading memory locations? Why do you feel that's an essential thing to specify in your public interface, as a default? There's nothing stopping you from writing code in Python and mentally modelling o.x as slot access, because it follows the interface you want from it.

I think this is a good question, because it illustrates a philosophical difference--if I understand your position correctly, you'd prefer to be as abstract as possible until it's problematic; I prefer to be as concrete as possible until abstraction is necessary. There's a lot of mathematical elegance in your position, and when I'm programming for fun I sometimes try to be maximally abstract; however, when I'm building something and _working with people_, experience and conventional wisdom tells me that I should be as concrete and flat-footed as possible (needless abstraction only makes it harder to understand).

To answer your question, that abstraction gets in your way all the time. The performance difference between a memory access (especially a cache-hit) and an HTTP request is several orders of magnitude. If you're doing that property access in a tight loop, you're wasting time on human-perceivable timescales. While you can "just be aware that any given property access could incur a network call", that really sucks for developers, and I see them miss this all the time (I work in a Python shop). We moved away from this kind of "smart object" pattern in our latest product, and I think everyone would agree that our code is much cleaner as a result (obviously this is subjective).

TL;DR: It's useful to have semantics for "this is a memory access", but that's unrelated to my original point :)

Er, aside from C and ASM, few non-OO languages require that kind of manual effort. That's not a triumph of OO, it's a triumph of using just about any language that has an approach to memory management above the level of assembly.

My claim was that getter abstractions as described by the GP (abstracting over the “accessed from memory” implementation detail) are not useful. Why do you imagine that your array length example is a reasonable rebuttal?

Sorry for the way I communicated- I was tired and should have reconsidered.

No worries, it happens. :)

> Its not the length of the array. Its using things like array[20]. Yes that exists pre-OO and outside of OO, but its the foundational aspect of OO and one of the strongest use cases.

I'm not sure what you're getting at then. Indexing into an array? Are you making a more general point than arrays? I'm not following at all, I'm afraid.

You aren't responsible for maintaining any of the internal details, it just works like you want it to. My example was with the getter for the item at index 21 (since you had specifically called out useless getters), but equally well applies to inserting, deleting, capacity changes, etc.

I think I see what you mean, although I think it's worth being precise here--arrays can be operated on via functions/methods. This isn't special to OO; you can do the same in C (the reason it's tedious in C is that it lacks generics, not because it lacks some OO feature) or Go or Rust or lisp.

These functions aren't even abstractions, but rather they're concrete implementations; however, they can implement abstractions as evidenced by Java's `ArrayList<T> implements List<T>`.

And to the extent that an abstract container item access is a "getter", you're right that it's a useful abstraction; however, I don't think that's what most people think of when they think of "getter" and it falls outside the intended scope of my original claim.

I've used arrays in countless OO and non-OO programming languages, and I do not recall ever having to manually calculate the size of objects contained therein – what are you talking about? Only C requires crap like that, but precisely because it doesn't have first class arrays.

   size_t len_a = sizeof(a)/sizeof(a[0]);

   my_pseudo_foo_array = (foo*) malloc(len * sizeof(foo));