Kubernetes has a few things, including cdk8s. Yoke looks promising too.

> And the trope of guns being impersonal compared to swords and knives turns up everywhere.

"This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."

I read MULE and got nostalgaic for the game, then remembered the same-named thing in emacs, which made me happy that nowadays we have unicode instead.

Dawn of War 3 made DoW 2 look like Game of the Decade by comparison. I hear they're making a DoW 4, and they're not even mentioning 3 when talking about the history.

Apparently sans-serif is "woke" or something. Cleek's Law meets Poe's.

Looks like slashdot-era copypasta.

... I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids ...

State machines come to mind: a transition is just a function call. Unfortunately that's a general tail call, not always a recursive one, so no love from this library, and that's where "proper" TCO wins (or trampolines if $your_language lacks TCO)

Also it wouldn't help with Fibonacci, since while it's recursive, it's not tail-recursive (yes, it can be written that way, but I'm talking about the idiomatic naive definition).

foobar2000 runs great under Wine.

Sun was pushing it as a way to script Java applets. Might have even worked out if LiveConnect (the interface layer between Java and JS) wasn't such buggy trash.

And if Java wouldn't have been such a big beast. The startup times for the runtime and memory usage were way too high for a good experience for most user's machines.

> who would they sue

Anyone they feel like. Lawnmower gonna mow.